Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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