He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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