my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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