I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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