Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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