Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You can make out without kissing
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