I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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