If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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