at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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