Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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