it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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