One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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