You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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