New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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