over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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