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(908): View more from New Jersey

I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won

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(612): View more from Minnesota

he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper

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Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?

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(847): View more from Illinois

why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.

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(416): View more from Ontario

So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.

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(616): View more from Michigan

somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.

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(850): View more from Florida

She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off

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(512): View more from Texas

Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.

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