very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Don't tell me you're on acid again
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
So. Much. Porn.
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