he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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