i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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