why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Randomize
