she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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