I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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