Nicole vs. Life
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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