You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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