I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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