Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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