I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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