She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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