Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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