I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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