i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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