READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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