Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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