Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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