This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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