I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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