Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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