Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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