On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
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