never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
It's just like the Real World with babies
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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