Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Randomize
