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woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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