I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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