to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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