Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i used baking grease as lip gloss
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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