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(224): View more from Illinois

She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on

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(540): View more from Virginia

she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed

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(678): View more from Georgia

Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,

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(949): View more from California

The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.

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(613): View more from Ontario

New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I'm eating pizza in the bathtub

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(303): View more from Colorado

He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.

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