I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Blow job season was short but glorious.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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