thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
