But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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