4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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