It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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