Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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