I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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