this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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